You Bitches Never Had It So Good

We may not want ya but we'll take ya just because thats just the kind of people we are. We even let people BACK INTO the country after they have renounced us. WTF? Not WTF? for letting them back in but WTF? did they ever want to renounce us? Like taking on German citizenship made your life any easier. So you are back in the club. Just don't make trouble...we know how to deal with troublemakers. Well, actually we don't but I had to say that just in case. Now I feel bad for saying anything negative in the first place. Please accept my apology and this nice jug of maple syrup. You look cold...do you need some mittens?



"Thanks to a new law, Canada will bestow citizenship Friday on what its government believes could be hundreds of thousands of unsuspecting foreigners, most of them Americans. The April 17 amendment to Canada's Citizenship Act automatically restores Canadian nationality to many people forced to renounce it when they became citizens of another country. It also grants citizenship to their children. In the video 'Waking Up Canadian,' a man goes to sleep in a drab room and wakes up to find out that he's become a citizen of Canada. Surrounded by flags, maple-leaf-shaped cookies and a canister of maple syrup, he's welcomed by a hockey player, two plush moose and a uniformed Mountie."