Crocodiles Taught To Recognize Their Names

"Two British crocodiles have been taught to recognise when a keeper calls their names."

I just love the way this croc is laughing his ass off that he got his handlers to actually refer to him specifically when it was time for him to chomp them. Previously he had to actually put some effort into getting food. They have taken all the guess work out of the equation when this bastard wants to dine on a meal of 'idiot'.

I do not feel one bit of sympathy for the sadly inevitable and easily predictable results. Nothing is smarter than trying to modify the behavior of a creature that has virtually stayed the same since the 'Age of the Dinosaurs'.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/7053745/British-crocodiles-taught-to-recognise-their-names.html