Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Birth Of A Cat Person

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Birth Of A Cat Person

Kitties are the best and they do love babies and old people.

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7 comments:

Ally said...: Awww! My 2.5 year-old nephew slaps my mom's cats and was taught that cats are bad by my sister-in-law. It breaks my heart because we're all cat people and she's not really :(; March 18, 2010 at 2:04 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Well then they are putting themselves in danger from all the Mummies out there. Hopefully he will change his ways when he gets older. Some people you just can't save.; March 18, 2010 at 2:30 PM
vancouver mark said...: Well, there's two ways this can go, depending whether or not this kitty has been declawed (and I hope that it hasn't because declawing cats is cruel and unnatural, something no real cat lover would ever consider).
But, yes, as I was saying, if this cat still has his claws, at some point during his tussles with Junior the cat will say, "aw, screw this," and Junior will end up with bloody furrows shredded through his cheek or neck, and a lifetime irrational fear of cats, which will be entirely his parents' fault.
That's the GOOD possibility.
If this cat has NOT been declawed, and Junior wrestles with him regularly like this, growing larger, stronger, more able to overpower the cat, he will grow up with a lifetime yearning to wrestle large felines.
And some freakin outdoor living channel will give him a shot and film a pilot for "The Cat Wrestler," which will last for less than twelve minutes when the first episode is filmed in Rajahstan where a giant man-eating tiger has been terrorizing the villagers for three months. Junior's last words will be: "Krikey, he's a big 'un, innit he? Not to worry, I've been wrestling these cats since I was in diapers, he's just a big old puss-puss, c'mere, tiger, let's get ready to rrraaaaaggghhk..."
Again, I blame the parents.; March 19, 2010 at 8:47 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Vancouver Mark...you are crazy magnificent bastard but I love ya. I thought I had an imagination but god damn boy! Don't ever change.; March 19, 2010 at 11:32 AM
vancouver mark said...: shit you know what, after reading this thing for the fourth time and appreciating your kind comment, I suddenly notice for the first time the utter bloody blunder in my comment.

Ahem, in line fourteen it should read "if this cat HAS been declawed, and Junior wrestles...etc etc.."
AARGH, great material, blown delivery, that's me all over/; March 19, 2010 at 9:45 PM
Anonymous said...: I am kind of scared of cats, so this video made me cringe. I've had too many scary kitty experiences, methinks :/; March 20, 2010 at 11:46 AM
California Keys said...: My cat hates my babies.... He just barely puts up with them....; March 21, 2010 at 1:03 AM

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