They Know We Like To Gamble

I hate it the most when they try to fool the other little sea creatures with those flashing lights. If you are a stupid mollusk thinking they are an offshore casino you could be forgiven. It's a good disguise.

One minutes you think you are on a good night out and the next thing you know you are lunch and your loved ones no longer know were you are. It's insidious. Put that same exact shape on land, secure it near an Indian casino and you got human victims right around cheque day.

I can't be everywhere all the time so take this little PSA to heart, you gamblers, and SAVE YOURSELVES.