Red Deer dude I just tried to post the same incredible reponse TWICE and they both disappeared upon "publish your comment." It would have put me up 15 - 3 at the first quarter. AAARGGHH I SAY Play Fair you damned Albertan
So Cal wants to play, and he’s already up 1-0? Fine, let’s play. And right off the start I’ll fumble and hand you another two points. This is cause I’m not so great with computers and/or am lazy so I don’t know how/can’t bother trying to insert a link in my comment. So take the two free points (you’ll need them, my boy) and do something for me, right now. Google ‘pseudo occult selena.’ Just DO IT, you’ll like it. And yes, it’s Cal – 3, VM – 0. What comes up on google is an article from 24 Jun 2009, from a website that explores the illuminati/masonic/satanic/mkultra mind control themes that are so prevalent in so much of our mainstream culture. And they are SO ALL OVER your little pubescent princess!! Ugghhn, she’ll never be clean again! Soiled, I say, soiled! And just like that its touchdown, VM! And now with the stoned Selena photo I kick a perfect conversion point. Cal, stunned by these images of his teen dream, somehow fumbles on the punt return, and VM snaps it up and comes right back down the field. With those blurry late night hot tub pics of Goo Goo and her little girlfriend frolicking in their bikinis BAM I am up and over your defensive line and it’s good! Another easy point on the conversion, courtesy of the multiple images of supposedly sweet Selena flashing all those satanic hand signs to her fellow servants of darkness! And I think the sheer audacity of me handing you this monstrous file that exposes Ms. Gomez’s dirty under-belly as it were is worth one more fumble from you, as you cough up the ball in your end zone and I grab another easy point. And, like that, it’s Cal – 3, VM – 15 at the first quarter. DAMN I love Canadian football.
And, just a note to all Cal's cave visitors, please be patient with him in this difficult time. He may need a little down time here. Or at least a little alone time with all these new GoGo glossies. Just those bikini pictures alone might require a whole evening of privacy for Cal. For his "research," I mean. A little "scholarly study," etc.
Take your time, dear boy, I've done your job and entertained your visitors for you. And I'll only bill you another field goal for all my help. Cal - 3, VM -18. Just take your time, remember to breathe, it'll be ok, etc.
SIGH...it's just sad. A gangster doesn't have to prove or even say he is a gangster
The same is with a Selena fan. Me thinks thou dost protest too much. In cop speak that means - BUSTED - you love her too. Once you admit that you will be on the road to recovery.
In the middle of the second quarter, Cal's team sits down on the field wanting to play "Candyland" instead of football. See, this is why Red Deer will NEVER have a CFL franchise.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Whoa, wait, what? They block video here at work. Is there some new Charmed thing I should know about?!?
nnnggghh
HA HA HA HA...one day you will give into her awesomeness VM. I can just imagine you twisting over this one. Calvin - 1 VM - 0
Red Deer dude I just tried to post the same incredible reponse TWICE and they both disappeared upon "publish your comment."
It would have put me up 15 - 3 at the first quarter.
AAARGGHH I SAY
Play Fair you damned Albertan
NOT ME..honest. Blogger has been really wonky lately. Sorry about that and sorry to miss your wisdom.
OK, third time lucky etc...
So Cal wants to play, and he’s already up 1-0? Fine, let’s play.
And right off the start I’ll fumble and hand you another two points. This is cause I’m not so great with computers and/or am lazy so I don’t know how/can’t bother trying to insert a link in my comment.
So take the two free points (you’ll need them, my boy) and do something for me, right now.
Google ‘pseudo occult selena.’ Just DO IT, you’ll like it. And yes, it’s Cal – 3, VM – 0.
What comes up on google is an article from 24 Jun 2009, from a website that explores the illuminati/masonic/satanic/mkultra mind control themes that are so prevalent in so much of our mainstream culture.
And they are SO ALL OVER your little pubescent princess!! Ugghhn, she’ll never be clean again! Soiled, I say, soiled! And just like that its touchdown, VM! And now with the stoned Selena photo I kick a perfect conversion point.
Cal, stunned by these images of his teen dream, somehow fumbles on the punt return, and VM snaps it up and comes right back down the field. With those blurry late night hot tub pics of Goo Goo and her little girlfriend frolicking in their bikinis BAM I am up and over your defensive line and it’s good! Another easy point on the conversion, courtesy of the multiple images of supposedly sweet Selena flashing all those satanic hand signs to her fellow servants of darkness!
And I think the sheer audacity of me handing you this monstrous file that exposes Ms. Gomez’s dirty under-belly as it were is worth one more fumble from you, as you cough up the ball in your end zone and I grab another easy point.
And, like that, it’s Cal – 3, VM – 15 at the first quarter.
DAMN I love Canadian football.
“Twisting,” moi?
Respond si vous plait.
And, just a note to all Cal's cave visitors, please be patient with him in this difficult time. He may need a little down time here.
Or at least a little alone time with all these new GoGo glossies.
Just those bikini pictures alone might require a whole evening of privacy for Cal.
For his "research," I mean. A little "scholarly study," etc.
Take your time, dear boy, I've done your job and entertained your visitors for you.
And I'll only bill you another field goal for all my help.
Cal - 3, VM -18.
Just take your time, remember to breathe, it'll be ok, etc.
SIGH...it's just sad. A gangster doesn't have to prove or even say he is a gangster
The same is with a Selena fan. Me thinks thou dost protest too much. In cop speak that means - BUSTED - you love her too. Once you admit that you will be on the road to recovery.
Uh, and that's, that's it?
that's the response?
In the middle of the second quarter, Cal's team sits down on the field wanting to play "Candyland" instead of football.
See, this is why Red Deer will NEVER have a CFL franchise.
Did ya look at the site, Cal?
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