My god I hate records. This one especially. That is what I want, a ONE STEAK cow that can live in my spare room in the house and sleep in a old baby crib. Guess what record that dog earned. Gah!
"11-year-old Swallow, a sheep-sized bovine from West Yorkshire, who, at 84cm from hind to foot, happens to be the world’s smallest cow."
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I'm sure that's not a record. In the middle ages all cows were that small before we began breeding them to be freakishly huge.
Of course back then Mr. Guiness would be too busy trying to avoid the Black Plague to pay attention to any kind of world records.
What about the most boils on a serf kind of records? Most serfs to die in one day? Most rats found in one's crappy stick hut? Lazy record recording bastard.
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