Survivor Episode 2

First of all a question - Would a 'CELEBRITY' Survivor actually work? Seeing Jimmy J on this cycle is telling me it wouldn't. They just have lived the soft life for so long. But it sure would be sweet to see Spencer Pratt beaten to death. Just saying.

How does a person with an artificial leg become a target? They way they talk about Kelly B just seems mean and petty to me. I officially am on team Kelly B now - I bet she surprises everyone.

Benry - stupidest name ever. I could see if you had a girlfriend named Mary and your name was Ben and your friends just called you both that as a couple. But to come on TV and declare that to be your name - why not just call yourself 'french fry'? Just as stupid.

Bitch - you don't dump the shoes of your own teammate in the ocean. That is just spooky crazy for Co-Co Puffs. Holly, Holly, Holly - watch your shoes everyone.

Oh No, now the great sock theft. Ian Boxx stole my socks once. I know he did it. I know it.

Told you Kelly B could kick ass. Her artificial leg didn't slow her down ONE BIT.

Have you noticed how the challenges are not as physical or as HARSHLY physical as in previous cycles? Is it more entertaining to watch the passing of the balls into barrels than people bashing into each other?

I appreciated how Jill gave the clue to her teammate. I have never seen that kind of thinking before. The selfishness of the young compared to the team spirit of the old. This could actually be competitive. Especially when they talk about cutting Brenda loose who is a strong girl and a smart player. Wow. It`s like the young are following the stupid playbook.

I was hoping Shannon would go - he is a total douchebag and just asked to be sent home. He offended each minority group out there. I loved how Jeff told Fabio to get his head out of his ass. Classic. That was one of the most fun tribal councils ever.

And how stupid a person - how terrible a human being is Naonka? I loved how she had no idea what Jeff meant when he asked her if she was 'complicated'.