Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Hey Buddy, Your OCD Is Freaking Me Out

Monday, October 22, 2012

Hey Buddy, Your OCD Is Freaking Me Out

12 comments:

Ruth said...: Whoa! Not sure which is more sad- the fact that he spent an hour doing that or that he is so proud of it.; October 22, 2012 at 9:45 PM
Kal said...: The pride. Because you know some kid will come along in five minutes and mess everything up again.; October 22, 2012 at 9:55 PM
Ruth said...: Good point!; October 22, 2012 at 10:21 PM
Unknown said...: The wife likes getting Peanut Butter M & M out of those bins when we are shopping at Wal-Mart and i wish someone who do that when we are there because sometimes it's a pain to dig and find that one uncrushed box of candy the wife wants.; October 23, 2012 at 2:42 AM
Wings1295 said...: I would have been proud of doing this, too!; October 23, 2012 at 4:03 AM
Mike D. said...: If I didnt work there I wouldnt bother...but if I did ... Id do the same thing.; October 23, 2012 at 5:09 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: Neat freaks are everywhere!; October 23, 2012 at 5:59 AM
DrGoat said...: That would help me find the JuJuBees faster. He needs to go and do the 5 dollar dvd bin next.; October 23, 2012 at 7:42 AM
Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: I need to find this guy so that he can use his skills on the DVD Bargain Bin at Wal-Mart. I refuse to stick my hand all the way to the bottom to get a $5 copy of "The Shawshank Redemption"!; October 23, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Mike D. said...: YEAH!!! DVD BIN!!!! DO IT find thAT GUY AND TROW'IM A 20; October 23, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Kal said...: And people think there are no jobs out there. I am sure some smart OCD suffers could parlay their skills at organization as a job. Work freelance and go from store to store fixing things that don't look right to them. Not only would you be employing someone but you would be turning their affliction into an advantage.; October 23, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: I'm liking your line of thinking Kal.; October 23, 2012 at 2:56 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.