You Can't Even Be Pretty These Days

I just read an article about a dental hygienist who was fired because she was too pretty and the Dentist's wife was worried about shenanigans going on. I don't like the fallout from this one bit. What happens to me if I ever decide to take up a real job ever again because I am a beautiful man. I know I won't be getting any hygienist jobs anytime soon if this is the bigotry I can expect.