Well I Made SOMEONE'S Top Twenty List

 

I have to thank Robyn for the honor. I do spout me out some serious balloon juice but this missive is particularly inspired.

FINALLY someone is telling that Christmas bitch what I have been afraid to say. No longer will I be seduced by her shiny bells and naive beliefs about human nature. I feel so forced to like her just because she is pretty. I have seen her insides and Christmas is pretty ugly when you blow out the candles and turn on the lights.

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