Another Meme About Me

1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?

Watch movies and TV shows, blog, read, read and read. 

Go on exciting space adventures with the cat.

Cook world class cuisine using only one pan.

Finish my time machine using items found at the dump.

Walk the neighborhood like an elderly hobo.

2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.

 

FOOD - pizza - DRINK - cranberry juice - COLOR - Crimson

 

3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?

 

Travelling space fighting against the forces of galactic evil.

 

4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.

 

BOOK - Dune - MOVIE - Legends of the Fall - TV SHOW - Justified

 

 

5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?

My father and we would go fishing.

 

6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.

 

FOOD - beets - DRINK - milk - COLOR - white

 

I hate beets so much but love it when you wrap their leaves around bread dough and bake it. Those 'Beetniks' are a huge hit around our house in the summer.

 

7: What do you spend most of your money on?
 

Mail order Ukrainian brides.

 

 

8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?

 

I like a snug fit for my bits and pieces.

 

9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.

BOOK - Moby Dick - MOVIE - Spaceballs - TV SHOW - Anything Kardashian

 

10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?

 

Probably pee my pants but to be fair I do that sitting right here all the time.

 

11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)

I used to sub teach in a wood shop and it was so boring watching the kids complete their projects. After two days I was in the scrap wood pile looking for pieces to make a wooden sword, shield and Hammer of Thor. The Hammer was a lot of fun to make. I don't know if I was doing something illegal but it passed the time and kept the kids interested.

 

12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)

I know what the weather is going to be like without having to watch the weather girl - though our girl Nicola is a hotsy totsy milf who I can watch all day long...especially when she is serving up a burger. Weather and a meal. What a country. 

 

 

13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?

Someone who implies that I am stupid and have no idea what the weather will be like...but I DO!
 

14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?

 

Pool and Sauna, outdoor bbq, sunken living room and wall sized TV. Or I could be just as comfortable in this trailer. I don't need a lot of room to do my things plus it's less to clean. I would need the satellite TV and of course the Internet access. Better yet, put this trailer into space and I will be happy to work for some international conglomerate of corporations that are putting shut-ins and their trailers into space for nefarious reasons.

 

15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?

A cute kitten in a sweater. I mean look at me.
I would be adorable instead of freakish.

 

16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)

I don't know. I might grow tired of the irresponsible actions and behaviors of the modern rock star. I could see myself slapping someone like the entire band Fall-Out Boy and ruining the tour for everyone.

 

17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.

18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?

Their music is really zipppy and I have a deep, deep love for Shirley Manson the lead singer.

 

19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?

 

I went to many concerts in my youth but not so much anymore. I wonder if anyone plays their own music on tour anymore or is it just back-up dancers and auto-tune.

20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)

"The clock is another demon that devours our time in Eden." - 10,000 Maniacs

21: Who do you ship?

'ship'?? OMG. This is the moment I stopped being hip because I can't get a pop cultural abbreviation.

22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?

I own several KISS action figures if that's what you mean. All other band 'merch' is redundant after KISS. I would love to spend some time looking at all the shit Gene has in his home office. It's copies of everything they ever endorsed. I have to admit though, McFarlane Toys did some great action figure lines based on the band. The sculpting and paint jobs on those are fantastic.

 

 

23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?

Watched them on SNL then backtracked and listened to more of their stuff. The Lumineers is the group's name and currently their songs are going through my head, except for this one, which I have heard way to many times already.

 

 

24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?

I don't really idolize celebrity because celebrity is by it's very nature very selfish. I do love me my Selena though because she at least gives back and hasn't gone crazy yet, even while in the company of the idiot Bieber.