Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Please, The Pink Ranger Would Never Have Sex With The Green Ranger

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Please, The Pink Ranger Would Never Have Sex With The Green Ranger

Everyone knows that.

This is perverse.

8 comments:

Unknown said...: That picture is freakin' funny and really who won't give the thumbs up for having the Pink Ranger on top of you like that lol.; February 26, 2013 at 3:27 PM
Unknown said...: Are you kidding? Kimberly was totally banging Tommy in the first season.; February 26, 2013 at 3:49 PM
Kal said...: Was Tommy the Green Ranger? OMG...then this IS true. I kinda like to think of Kimberly as a dirty girl because there is only one Pink Ranger for me. I wonder if the costumes give them sexual powers like it gives them Kung Fu powers. This picture has given me alot to think about...when I am alone...LOL; February 26, 2013 at 5:45 PM
Nathan said...: Tommy was the Green Ranger, but then he became the White Ranger, and for some reason that also made him the leader. Don't ask me why.; February 26, 2013 at 7:44 PM
Kal said...: Because white is pure and hasn't been tainted by any of the other colors. And obviously they put Tommy in charge because of all the respect he got from banging Kimberly. Sigh. Forgive me, it's been that kind of day.; February 26, 2013 at 8:10 PM
Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: During Season 4 Tommy became the Red Ranger, and they also retconed that he had Native American ancestry. I can't think of any unfortunate implications there. He came back in Season 12 as the Black Ranger.

I was going to say that this represents the last of my childhood innocence dying, before I realized that had left a long time ago.

Great costume quality though.; February 27, 2013 at 7:27 AM
Kal said...: Ah, you needed to be dragged into adulthood anyways. Could you imagine if you had seen this when you were hip deep in your Power Ranger Obsession.

Did I ever tell you the story about the Kindergarden graduation I attended. As the teacher was reaading their names and giving the diploma, she said something about their favorite color, favorite food and what they wanted to be when they grew up. TO A KID they all said POWER RANGER. That was when the show was getting shit for it's cartoon violence and every kid was into it. You know one kid wrote Power Ranger on his question form and the others just copied it because it was the best answer to the question.; February 27, 2013 at 9:43 AM
Nathan said...: In the earliest episodes, the Black Ranger was a black kid and the Yellow Ranger an Asian girl.; February 27, 2013 at 12:50 PM

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