Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: I Need And Want A Real Life Friend

Saturday, February 23, 2013

I Need And Want A Real Life Friend - Any Takers?

9 comments:

Hobgoblin238 said...: IF you lived in the U.S. I would call you. I have unlimited long distance to the USA only...; February 23, 2013 at 8:54 PM
Mike D. said...: Hey man...you're an awesome dude with a lot of fantastical common interests...I am your friend. You just live on the Tundra...I live on Lawn Guyland. If we were in the same town...we'd be havin' beahs! I read your blog all'a time...meme's and all...we got the web . The ultimate social network.
You're a pricelss soul. A reg'lar guy as we say here in my region. You are good people kal.
You remember that. Lonlieness sucks but with this outlet...the web...the sky is the limit.
Keep in touch; February 23, 2013 at 9:01 PM
Dr. Theda said...: we are your Friend , "fiend" and faithful follower .. good Sir...; February 23, 2013 at 11:56 PM
Tempo said...: ..are we not your true and faithful friends?
If only Canada and Australia were just a little closer....; February 24, 2013 at 1:00 AM
Simon B said...: Cal, I'm afraid that geography stops me from getting too close to you :-)
However, I'm available for cyber-conversations on bad ol' Facebook if you want...; February 24, 2013 at 9:11 AM
Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: Sounds a bit too much like an unpaid internship to me. We might be about to reach an arrangement. After we win the Cephalopod Wars and establish the new world order, I want dibs on Australia. I want this in writing before we start with the friending!; February 24, 2013 at 3:33 PM
Kal said...: You are cute. Thinking you would even get an application. I don't need someone correcting my tenses in the middle of a speach to the UN.; February 24, 2013 at 3:45 PM
Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: Its funny because I actually do correct my peers tense rather often.; February 25, 2013 at 5:55 AM
Anonymous said...: All us Canadians are friends. So you are mine and I am yours. BFF's! I think it's the cold that gets us down and makes us feel lonely. Cheer up, Friendo.; February 25, 2013 at 9:42 AM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.