Monday, March 3, 2014
You Would Think Someone Would CHECK Before Closing The Bodybag
Bu buddy must have been a REALLY heavy sleeper to not wake up himself after being in a cold morgue, then transported to the funeral home in the back of a van. This happened in AMERICA! Oh and before you all start to celebrate you best stake that vampire before he kills the entire family during a hospital visit.
Oh and when the guy in the body bag at the funeral home starts trying to kick his way OUT....that is when I, as a funeral employee, gets the fuck out....of the building and possibly the state. I just get in my car and drive and drive and drive while following the sun. That would be the living end for me.
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Apparently, that's the origin of holding a Wake for the deceased. To wait and make damn sure they're dead before burying them.
Can't we do what the Romanians do. They just dig up their relatives a few days after the funeral, stake their hearts and bury the heads in a separate location.
I heard that in Jamaica they burn your timecard so your zombie can't come back looking for overtime.
Now THAT is funny.
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