Even the Russian brides find me odd. The last two arrived dead in their crates. Big disappointment. They said they would fill them with bananas upon shipment.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
7 comments:
Well, I wouldn't recommend brainwashing your followers to bludgeon and stab pregnant celebrities..
You could do far better, sir. Have you checked on russian bride sites lately..?
Virtual pick of the litter there.
Even the Russian brides find me odd. The last two arrived dead in their crates. Big disappointment. They said they would fill them with bananas upon shipment.
We posted about his marriage back when it happened....
Loos "happy" doesn't He...???
"Soooo, one has to ask where the happy couple are registered at...?"
Marshalls..?
Boston Store..?
Macy's..?
What do you get for the whackjob couple who has.., well, each other..?
Besides the inevitable bookdeals and movie rights..?
Ohhhh, and my apologies for your issues with the Canadian mail system insuring your bride shipments came in ok.
Next time have 'em delivered to Wisconsin here and I'll drive them up.
Got your back, sir.
Them meaning more than one I assume.
Well technically three of them but one fell off the truck on route.
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