Thursday, November 20, 2014

New Headline Of The Day

Winnie the Pooh banned from Polish playground for being an 'inappropriate hermaphrodite'.

Winnie the Pooh has been banned from a Polish playground because of his “dubious sexuality” and “inappropriate” dress.

The much-loved animated bear was suggested at a local council meeting to decide which famous character should become the face of the play area in the small town of Tuszyn.

But the idea soon sparked outrage among more conservative members, with one councillor even denouncing poor Pooh as a “hermaphrodite”.

“The problem with that bear is it doesn’t have a complete wardrobe,” said Ryszard Cichy during the discussion.

“It is half naked which is wholly inappropriate for children. [Poland’s fictional bear] is dressed from head to toe, unlike Pooh who is only dressed from the waist up.”

 
Lousy pervert.
 

7 comments:

Mason said...

I'm conservative and I have no problem with Pooh's lack of pants. Though, that name, "Pooh" Bear, that's just completely inappropriate for children!

Perhaps Donald Duck or Minnie Mouse would be better candidates.

j-swin said...

donald doesn't wear pants either.

Dr. Theda said...

"J-Swim" already said what we were about to say...lol
.. Surprised that the fact his name is "Pooh" ( another term for "deification") was Not their main "argument"....

Dr. Theda said...

Thanks for the "idea" for a humorous post....lol
the "Evil Pooh".....

Mason said...

And Minnie Mouse doesn't wear a shirt. At least the classic version doesn't.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Disney would sue their ass anyway if they used Pooh's image for their playground without permission. Disney guards its copyright very seriously.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Don't get me started on that pantless Duck. It's all perversion.