Calvin Heighton I always tell him I will do him QUICK and CLEAN. He's a brave little butter lamb and if he must die to grace my hot buttered rolls, then he will do it bravely. And I will ease his journey to the other side.
Michael Dean Jackson Truly, I've never even seen a butter lamb, let alone silenced one. Who makes this stuff?
Calvin Heighton bought at bake sale where some old girl jacked the price up two bucks from six to eight when she saw me coming. She had the marker in her hand and everything.
Calvin Heighton If they gave you a piece of cake and told you to ignore the dead body in the kitchen then you did just that. THAT guy didn't know when to shut up and look what it got him? I knew to keep my mouth shut so I got cake.
Calvin Heighton Now don't judge me. If you had had their cherry pie, you would have dug the hole out behind the barn as well.
Michael Dean Jackson Hey, I'd dig a grave for a good cherry pie. Throw in a good cup of coffee and I'll keep my mouth shut but good!
Calvin Heighton And swing your lets as you sit on the legde of the hole you just dug. You would have fit in well.
Calvin Heighton And lets not call anything a grave. Lots of things dipped in lye need to be disposed of in a safe way on the farm.
Michael Dean Jackson As long as the church ladies keep up with the baked goods I'll call 'em whatever you want!
Calvin Heighton plus thing of the size of the radishes that will grow there next summer. Like a baby's head they would be.
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