Saturday, March 19, 2016

The Saga Of The Butter Lamb Continues

Calvin Heighton Or ham and mashed potatoes.
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Calvin Heighton Isn't mutilating that poor creature enough carnage for you on any one holiday??
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Calvin Heighton He can smell the fresh buns from the fridge. He knows his end is near.
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Calvin Heighton I always tell him I will do him QUICK and CLEAN. He's a brave little butter lamb and if he must die to grace my hot buttered rolls, then he will do it bravely. And I will ease his journey to the other side.
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Michael Dean Jackson Truly, I've never even seen a butter lamb, let alone silenced one. Who makes this stuff?
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Calvin Heighton It's an old Ukranian tradition for Easter. We ALWAYS had a butter lamb. Damn, that is just inviting the devil in to not have one. Then on Easter Sunday you carve him up to butter your bread and watch the light leave his poor black peppercorn eyes. That...See More
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Calvin Heighton bought at bake sale where some old girl jacked the price up two bucks from six to eight when she saw me coming. She had the marker in her hand and everything.
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Michael Dean Jackson The're mercenary, those hospital auxiliary ladies...
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Calvin Heighton Orthodox church ladies. Absolutely cold blooded.
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Calvin Heighton cut your throat over an over cooked perogy.
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Michael Dean Jackson And I thought my neighourhood was tough...
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Calvin Heighton You didn't fuck around where I grew up. They knew people who knew people.
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Calvin Heighton If they gave you a piece of cake and told you to ignore the dead body in the kitchen then you did just that. THAT guy didn't know when to shut up and look what it got him? I knew to keep my mouth shut so I got cake.
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Calvin Heighton It was dessert based gangsterism.
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Calvin Heighton Now don't judge me. If you had had their cherry pie, you would have dug the hole out behind the barn as well.
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Calvin Heighton Hell it would have taken half the time if you had been there.
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Calvin Heighton hypothetically.
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Michael Dean Jackson Hey, I'd dig a grave for a good cherry pie. Throw in a good cup of coffee and I'll keep my mouth shut but good!
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Calvin Heighton And swing your lets as you sit on the legde of the hole you just dug. You would have fit in well.
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Calvin Heighton And lets not call anything a grave. Lots of things dipped in lye need to be disposed of in a safe way on the farm.
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Michael Dean Jackson As long as the church ladies keep up with the baked goods I'll call 'em whatever you want!
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Calvin Heighton plus thing of the size of the radishes that will grow there next summer. Like a baby's head they would be.
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