Saturday, December 31, 2016

Morning Captions


Mega New Years Day Image Blizzard


Oh Mariah, All I Ask Is That You TRY!

The only good thing about this performance is that we will NEVER have to watch Mariah Carey ever sing again. No way she ever recovers from this knowing what I do about her personality. It's painful but so was she and her diva like behavior. She has a great voice but her personality totally washes that away. I can do without her and only a comeback at the Trump Inaugural can save her now. I hate to save it but Trump would take her and she has to remind people that she is a talent and not this fool on video or it's over for her. Of course she will not take my advice.

Best Of 2016

This one gets me every time.

Well since you asked me nicely.
I think she is trying to seduce me.

Ice Bear judges you.

Hey buddy, I think your moose is broken.


 “It’s not just a rock.  It’s forty-two pounds of polished granite, with a beveled underbelly and a handle a human being can hold.  Okay, so in and of itself it looks like it has no practical purpose, but it’s a repository of possibility.  And, when it’s handled just right, it exacts a kind of poetry - as close to poetry as I ever want to get.  The way it moves…. Not once, in everything I’ve done, have I ever felt the same wonder and humanity as when I’m playing the game of curling.” 
Taking a ride on the company's dime.
"Just get me to the portal, Boys."
 "And just maybe, I can saves us all."
Six seasons and a movie.
I have the most brilliant supernatural gangster movie of all time in my head based on this ONE image. Five friends use their supernatural abilities to rule their city's underworld until one of them finds his conscience and eventually convinces them all to try to defeat the curse they brought on themselves because the price they had to pay was too high. It not personal between them and the Devil. It's just business.
Dead by Juliansyahjude

Advertisement and trailer of the year. Logan looks to be epic. I am so pleased the direction they seem to have gone with this film which will be the last with Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. He gets to take the character he created out with class. I love the low key personal feel I get from the trailer. The dog commercial is just funny.

I want to eat this cheese dish SO much.

Still too funny for words. His suffering is delicious to me.

Who knew the North was so violent.