Thursday, April 29, 2021

I Still Refuse To Live In Denial Like The Rest Of Y'all

Dress-up was his finest student...and his greatest disappointment. Canadians are still in denial over what happen the day that Casey and Finnigan disappeared from the show and from media entirely. Like Tupac we were told they were living on an island with Biggie and Elvis. But we know the truth. The kid and the dog knew TOO MUCH. They knew what Dress-up was really peddling from that tickle trunk of his. Word came down from CBC brass to make the whole problem go away and that is when Dress-up saw a way to solve all his problems at once. He snapped and they were finding puppet felt in the studio months after the incident. Those deaths solved nothing in the end for Dress-up. All he did was shame a nation and traumatize a generation of children who preferred the Friendly Giant anyways. REST IN POWER - Casey and Finnigan.

Five Dollar Garage Sale Find


And another classic Shang Chi figure.

Robot Insurance

The Struggle Is Real


Well Then It's Radioactive Potassium For Me

Bananas are Radioactive 

Bananas are rich in potassium, a mineral that balances water levels in the body as well as keeping blood pressure healthy. But a small proportion of that potassium is the unstable radioactive form, which you are swallowing alongside the regular potassium every time you eat the fruit. Other fruit and vegetables rich in potassium will also be a teeny bit radioactive in the same way. Thankfully it's next to impossible to get a significant dose of radiation from eating fruits and veggies.

But I Got The Reefer MADNESS And There Is No Way To Say No To That

So my Old Toby is 'medicinal'. 
"Back off Bucko. You're bad."????
(Are you freakin' kidding me?)

Thursday Captions

Everything Could Kill Us As Kids And That's The Way We Liked It


Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Midweek Image Blizzard