I Had Me A Rant To Do (Or What Happens When Calvin Goes Off His Nut From Sensory Bullshit Overload)

TODAY as the Dems were having their convention, Trump held his own press conference where he basically hoped that the Russians did hack those emails of Hillary's and the DNC. He hope they would find things to use against her. He is openly asking a foreign government to interfere in your elections. THAT is all kinds of BULLSHIT. Do you know why you don't here anything about Canadian elections in the US? They are short - six weeks. You never know when one is going to be called so you can relax and do the job you were elected to do. Now if the USA tried to influence one of OUR elections. Well. It would be brutal and the kiss of death to said candidate. It's as it should be. Trump though is immune once again from treasonous acts because it sounds silly to say things that are the truth. The media is a joke. They should be hammering his steaks and what REALLY happened at Trump University. I want to hear how he lost money owning a CASINO?? That is like George Bush failing as an oil driller.

 

I can't take the lies. I can't take Bill O'Reilly trying to justify slavery because the slaves who built the White House were well fed and housed. But them negroes was still slaves. Slaves built that White House. That is a fact. Non slaves did too. But slaves played a part in it's construction you doofus. See another one that gone and lost his damn mind because he hates Michelle Obama so much. Bitch you ain't worthy to pick up her garbage. She is so classy while you are a bully and tiresome. Go away Bill O'Reilly now that your buddy Rodger got brought down by the blonds he stacked his shows with. Fox the channel for hypocrites.

 

This is going to be a mess and continue to hurt my head until election day. And you know if Trump loses he will sue and that will be months more bullshit. I say loser goes into the Thunderdome with a pack of hungry tigers. We televise the whole thing. Winner gets to be President and we can all return to SANITY because to hate Hillary is also hating a WHITE WOMAN and WHITE is what you wanted, right? You wanted this chaos and to put the most unqualified egomaniac with delusions of godhood one step closer to the launch codes. REMEMBER THE LAUNCH CODES. Motherfucker is just crazy enough to do it from his bunker after he drones the shit out of you all. He conned you all. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled....well you know the rest.

 

Good luck. You will need it. Sadly you Hillbillies (and you know if you are one or not) you will suffer the most under a Trump Presidency but you don't see it. And you do vote. I hope you don't make the wrong choice just cause you are pissed at the world in general. See past your rage to the future if you can. And all you stupid Millennials. Get off your 'just livin' my life' midset for just one second and get out there and vote. Your kind never votes and by YOUR KIND. I mean people just eligible to vote. If this is your first vote, use it wisely. I mean seriously. I have seen me many elections but nothing as batshit as all this. You have been blessed to be born in such a time when you can be fed bullshit lie after bullshit lie and still become the Republican Nominee. Hell I guess anyone can do the job if Trump can. LAUNCH CODES. Please remember he will have the LAUNCH CODES.

 

What the hell happened, 'Merica? What have you done? Please, set this insanity right and give Trump such a beating that he can never open his mouth in front of a camera ever again. If he loses by the biggest margin in history. That is something you can all be proud of. Do it for yourselves. Do it for a world that is twitchy enough right now. Calm down. Use your vote. Vote for the woman who is more qualified that anyone else you can think of. I know Bill comes with the deal but he'll be fun. He's losing it a bit anyway so maybe he will be off painting with Bush.

 

Phew. Sorry. Had to get that on out after two weeks of this convention garbage. Now I have to suffer this madness until November. Lord Jeebus, set us free.

 

Listen to what he says at the end. 'They are a great people Kal'el. They wish do be. They only lack the light to show the way.

This will be the last political rant from me.