Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Morning Captions

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Morning Captions

12 comments:

Kelly Sedinger said...: ATTENTION: If you don't follow our host on Facebook, he's having technology-related difficulties that are making it difficult, if not impossible, for him to post here. I think he plans to come back. I don't think it's all a ploy of his to slip away, unnoticed, so that he can set his evil plan in motion. Maybe it is, but....; March 2, 2017 at 7:06 PM
Gorilla Man said...: Thanks for the update
I confess I was beginning to wonder; March 3, 2017 at 6:46 PM
Nick Ward said...: His pain is real. He wants to talk to his beloved followers but technology is not his friend right now. The cephalopods are behind it I'm sure!; March 4, 2017 at 3:18 AM
Mike D. said...: TRUE - Kal is having issues with his home pc... he can't post from his tablet for some reason. He will conquer this inconvenience as soon as he can. He will be be back - he will return. This I solemnly swear; March 4, 2017 at 9:27 AM
Dr. Theda said...: Our best wishes to you good Sir Kal...
... and Hello from Marshville...; March 4, 2017 at 5:14 PM
Dr. Theda said...: And thank you good folks for letting us know what happened to his enjoyable posts...; March 4, 2017 at 5:16 PM
DrGoat said...: I don't use Facebook so thanks for the heads up.
Time for a new PC maybe. Happens to the best of us. Waiting with baited breath.; March 5, 2017 at 9:14 AM
Unknown said...: Cheers for the heads up.; March 5, 2017 at 9:39 AM
Rob R said...: Get well soon, Cal's Computer! Appreciate the heads up. :); March 5, 2017 at 10:39 AM
Tim Knight said...: Okay a joke's a joke, but you can stop hiding now. It's been over a week. Come on, Cal, we give up, you can start blogging again now!; March 8, 2017 at 2:38 AM
csmith2884 said...: Last update was parts are on the way. A six moose team must be hard to get passed a Timmies without taking on provisions.; March 8, 2017 at 3:13 AM
DrGoat said...: An 'O Brother where art Thou' moment. Two weeks from anywhere. A geographical anomaly.; March 8, 2017 at 8:13 AM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.