Pence For President

http://www.officialmikepence.com/

 

You have to check out this faux webstite for Mike Pence. It's very funny, especially the food blog under the heading WHAT I ATE. Do they actually make Ketchup flavored popsicles?

 

Breakfast

• 6 Hash Browns (McDonald's)
• 2 Medium Vanilla Shakes (McDonald's)
• 2 Large Orange Juice (McDonald's)

EDITOR'S NOTE: I don't normally eat six hash browns for breakfast, but after finding out that my breakfast meeting was with a non-relative female, I had to abruptly cancel and head back to the White House for a briefing on Russia stuff.

Lunch

• 1/2 lb Loose Turkey (non-spicy)
• 2 Cups Mayo For Dipping
• Head of Lettuce (Non-Shredded)

Snack

• 3 Swedish Meatballs
• 3 Non-Swedish Meatballs

Dinner

• 2 lbs Loose Turkey (extra non-spicy)
• 4 Deep Fried Corn Balls
• 1/2 Turkey Sandwich - american cheese, coleslaw, mustard and relish
• Corn Seltzer

Late Night Snack

• Ketchup Popsicle