This looks so stupid. I hate when a bear wears those little Fez hats. I can't even bring myself to goof on the trailer because I know how bad it must be. I can't watch it. BEARLY ILLEGAL? And it has a bear in it? That is inexcusably weak and maybe the worst title for a movie I have ever heard of. Yes, worse than Zardoz or Yor, Hunter From The Future. BEARLY ILLEGAL? That's the best you got for me? What the hell is he riding. NO! I do not want to know. Oh and you cops do realize you have GUNS which you can use to shoot this law breaking bear at any time during this madness. I mean if the tazers don't work of course.
And in more bear news it's now seems clear that you never should hire a bear to watch over your jet fuel storage depots. With little direct supervision this was a problem just waiting to happen.
And of course, this was the day that Sandra got mauled by a wild animal because she totally missed all the signals her cat was giving her to avoid hugging the bear at all costs. But Sanda had just seen Christopher Robin the movie and you know how that can cloud one's judgement.
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Bears are nothin' but trouble. It's a well-known fact.
TROUBLE...one of them stole my picanic basket too.
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