Tuesday, February 5, 2019

I Watch Only The Finest Garbage That Modern Entertainement Provides For Me To Choose From

 
Teen Mom with two small kids and two estranged baby daddies feels now is the best time for a NY boyfriend who does his 'music'. And the one with the worst hair has a 'hair product line' coming out.The whole thing looks like a scam. The latest vapid idea for them to get bored with. And this is the one with the college degree. Hair products. I feel like people that use her stuff in the shower will develop flesh eating disease centered on the skull because that is exactly how most of these teen mom adventures usually end.

Sigh.

My friends. I am home.

Posted by Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness at 12:48 AM

4 comments:

DrGoat said...

The fact that this stuff exists is foretold in the ancient volumes
of Bejor text. Means the end is near.

February 5, 2019 at 6:57 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Good thing I got my application into the Prophets to be the new Emissary for this very reason.

February 5, 2019 at 10:04 AM
Monc said...

"Teen Mom" alternate titles:

- "Bad Decisions on Parade"
- "Having a Boyfriend is More Important Than Your Kid"
- "When is Farrah Coming Back???"

February 5, 2019 at 1:19 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Farrah was the most evil, hateful trainwreck I have ever seen on TV but I miss the hell out of her and that illiterate wolf child named Sophia.

February 5, 2019 at 2:01 PM

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