It's Seems Like Only Dumbasses Like The Trump

I am started to suspect that this Pat Robertson may not be all that bright. But he has at least figured out that if you just say that God told you something you really don't have to explain your words any further and people even stupider than you will take you seriously, no matter how much like a wrinkled up old, out of touch lunatic you are and continue to be.

 

“Trump has been a fantastic president for the faith community,” said Robertson on “The 700 Club.” “In fact God told me last night that Donald Trump’s name has been written in the Book of Life. He’s guaranteed a place in heaven. In fact, he’ll also be a real estate mogul in heaven and have his own Trump Towers.” “Trump has been a fantastic president for the faith community,” said Robertson on “The 700 Club.” “In fact God told me last night that Donald Trump’s name has been written in the Book of Life. He’s guaranteed a place in heaven. In fact, he’ll also be a real estate mogul in heaven and have his own Trump Towers.” Robertson also recently said the presence of gay people may cause God to give up on America. “If you read the book of Romans, you find a time when the Bible says ‘God gave them up.’ And he gave them up to unclean passions,” said Robertson on “The 700 Club.” “Women lusting for women and men lusting for men like women. And this was the end of the decline against God. It was wherefore God gave them up to unnatural passions, the Bible says. And that’s what’s happening now.”

He's been such a good President for the Faith community because you are the only people stupid enough to buy what he is selling because if you will believe and base your life around a book of ancient fairy tales exclusively then you are stupid and you can pretty much be convinced to believe almost anything.

And the worst part is that trump BELIEVES every word that this idiot tells him. Why would God let trump be trump is Heaven? If you knew your Bible then you would see that trump's final destination is really more of a job for the Devil and his department. I know this is true because the Devil told ME that God called him personally to get him to take trump off his hands.

Oh and the Devil also told me that Pat Robertson is going to Hell as well. Just for being an asshole.