Headlines This Week

 

Everyone needs a gimmick and I wish Grumpy Cat had lived long enough to be the spokescat for this spunky entrepreneur.

 

Of course it's aliens. Boy, what a bunch of dumbasses. If there were REALLY aliens under the surface of the moon we would be able to pick up their TV shows from their home planet because they are so close. DUH.

How dare they speak of Chef like that. I defy you to feel bad after a bowl of these raviolis microwaved with cheese and hot sauce. Oh yeh, that's the good stuff.

 

That's why we HAVE to break up. You is one crazy bitch!

Causing my testicles to bleed is not cool, baby.