Another monstrously bad idea. At least we won't have to deal with the idiot trump for very much longer because we ALL are already done. This shit will end badly and it will end badly soon. Damn I always thought it would be A.I.that got us in the end. I guess the toaster was right to always try to calm my fear of the machines while it's going to be a pathogen from something that should have remained frozen in the ice is going to be what fucks us up. Great. It will make Ebola look like a sore throat. Nice knowing everyone.
Read the above story. Now the fleash eating spider doesn't seem so bad, does it?
Yeh, that seems about right.
Christian Pizza is BY DEFINITION, the pizza of the Devil.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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So . . . was that guy masturbating while WEARING a wig or was he masturbating INTO a wig? That's just ambiguous writing, man.
Both were true unfortunately and there was little space in the little box to say that.
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