If I Could Do It All Again, I Would Romance A Roller Derby Cosplayer That Looks Exactly Like Reyven

 

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Because she has one of the greatest smiles in all of cosplay and I am a man who loves the butt/thigh combination on a woman the most. As you can see, Reyven has all the physical qualifications to be a trusted consort to someone as important as me to the planet. And I bet if I asked nicely she would wear roller skates around the house. I hope she is a freak for Saturday morning cartoons as well.