To Many This Is A Thrilling Spy Story Set On The Tundra

To me, this was Tuesday.

 

 

We really don't like those mobsters who speak European French and not the French of the Quebecois. That is how we usually spot them thugs who are trying to sell their poison to our children. Imitation curds? Not in my land, strong and free. Examples must be made because I do not stand by in the presence of evil. If we don't protect the poutine now, it will be pineapple on pizza all over again. We let that shit get out of control and now it breeds in the wild. To stop it at this point would mean removing all pizza from the nation and that can't be done. I know because I have fought that battle too. But I have said too much already.