Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: And Don't Trust The Toaster Either

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

And Don't Trust The Toaster Either

4 comments:

notaleftie said...: "We will never let radical socialists destroy our economy, wreck our country or eradicate our liberty.”; January 21, 2020 at 8:05 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: Groan!; January 21, 2020 at 8:44 AM
jester59388 said...: @notaleftie: Right. Because you're too busy letting Trump, McConnell, Barr, Pompeo, et al, do EXACTLY THAT and you want THEM have all the fun! As well as destroy our international alliances, weaken our national security, make our planet uninhabitable, piss on our democracy, wipe their asses with the Constitution, defy justice, withdraw financial support for programs that provide nutrition and healthcare to children, ignite a civil war, etc.

Just remember what happened to the 1% in France in 1789. You can't create a permanent underclass consisting of 99% of the population and expect that they will let you get away with it forever. When they tell you they need bread to eat, it won't be enough to tell them to just go eat a beautiful piece of chocolate cake. Justice will be served eventually.; January 21, 2020 at 1:08 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: I made a mistake and my retarded troll slipped by . Do you see why you can't even have a discussion with this 'person' because he's is useless to civilization. It't like trying to explain algebra to a toddler. He's uneducated and I double he's even read a book all the way through. No way he even has a junior high education. He's just a toothless Hillbilly who has no ability to recognize how corrupt his Dear Leader is, He can't be educated because her too stupid to even question all the bullshit that in going on right in front of his face. He's a loser and just the kind of dumbass that trump respects the least. Oh and any coward who has to use a lame handle to troll people is not a man at all. He is a coward who is afraid to be exposed as a moron.; January 22, 2020 at 1:54 AM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.