No way he would have sacrificed his life for anyone. And how does a ten pound peanut help their situation one bit? That branch is seconds from breaking so they all will die - man and evil peanut alike. Fuck Mr. Peanut.
Code Name: Mr. Peanut, Real Name: Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald-Smythe
Even his name is pretentious.
Mr. Peanut Dies in Super Bowl Ad, Causing Nut Lovers Everywhere to Mourn
NO ONE is mourning for a rich old bastard who sold his own people as FOOD and got to have sex with Hollywood starlets while under funding elementary schools in minority neighborhoods. Didn't know about that side of him, did you. And he ate the organs of terminally ill babies to maintain his youthful vigor. Are you happy he is dead now? The man was a MONSTER!
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2 comments:
You're too smart for that clip, Cal.
Yeh but sometimes I hate that PEANUT SO MUCH!!
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