Saturday, February 29, 2020

I Love Henry Cavill But He Is Too Tall For Wolverine

Wolverine is 5'4' at best so the illusion will be ruined the second Cavill gets around other actors. They will have to be well over six feet each to complete the illusion. Damn, Colossus would have to be at least 8 feet tall. I like Cavill very much as an actor. His Napoleon Solo is a spy for any age and Cavill played him to great relish and acclaim. But he is NOT the Wolverine we seek. We need an unknown or someone from only ONE TV series like that kid from Son's of Anarchy. You mess up Wolvie and you mess up the whole Mutant roll out you got planned, Marvel.

I thought I wanted Keannu for the Wolverine part but now I think he would be an amazing Namor.

Again I am ready to consult on all these matters at a moment's notice. You can't afford to not get this right and I am your savior. You will find my rider and my per dium to be entirely reasonable. And if you have issues with the legal weed part of our deal then I know we can work together for the good of the project. If we can't all be happy then the work suffers. You are smart professionals. You understand business runs on ideas and I can't run out of good ideas. It's like my mutant power.


Art by the great Boss Logic

3 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Everyone complained that Hugh Jackman was too tall to play Wolverine too, but that worked out okay.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I didn't. The moment I saw him on screen I knew he was perfect for the job.

j-swin said...

Hugh is 6’2”. I don’t know what that is in centimeters but it’s a far cry from comic Wolverine’s 5’3”.