I Have A Message To KFC's Corporate Masters

Let me tell you how this is going to go. I will make a small order and when the chicken truck shows up I am going to have the neighborhood kids jack it up and crack it open for me to pick through and that will happen EVERY SINGLE TIME you send when of these food carts out to my neighborhood. It's because the chicken is so good that I have been driven to this life of crime but the children have learned a valuable lesson about the value of chicken and how it's okay to steal from corporate robots.