Boo, 'World's Cutest Dog,' Dies Aged 12

About damn time. I spent the last 12 years watching him steal women from me. I would be working my magic with the dancers and suddenly he would come into the strip bar and I would be invisible to the girls, even with my Crown Royal bag full of loonies (we have no dollar bills in Canada). I have also seen him use the bathroom without washing his paws afterwards. I know he had something to do with recent Californian wildfires but no one would listen to me or even look at my evidence. So while the rest of you mourn, I am overjoyed. I know that makes me evil and petty but there you have it.