TV Quotes Of The Week

Lisa is lowering Bart into a sewer with rope so he can rescue Larry the Lamb.

Lisa - "Bart, I'm losing my grip!"
Bart - "Put the rope in your teeth."
Lisa - "What will that do?"
Bart - "It will shut you up."

or Mr Burns being interviewed by Homer.

Mr Burns - "...and THAT's how you win an opium war."
Homer - "oh ho...great stuff. And the life lesson is?
Mr Burns - "The Yangtze River swallows all secrets"
Homer - "I'll just put 'haste makes waste'.
Mr Burns - "Excellent. These days I can make neither haste nor waste."