Friday, March 19, 2010

Throw Me In The Trunk


I have watched several shows this week that showed people being imprisoned by other people. All of them were held somewhere dirty and wet or wet and dirty. How does this inspire the captured person to help those who kidnapped them? They don't kill them and they always want SOMETHING from these victims.

Why not take them to a nice hotel room with onion rings on the room service menu? That is what would work best if they snatched me up. Feed me, have me get my drink on and maybe introduce me to a naughty woman in the Batgirl costume and I will tell you everything you want to know and I will even do the calculations FOR YOU. You hate that urine soaked basement as much as I do.

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