The A-Z Challenge - April 1st - April O'Neill

As you all know the A-Z Challenge is set up to have people dedicate themselves to posting daily and use the alphabet to guide what they choose to write about. Tom suggested that I limit myself to only one post a day. I considered that for a half second because that WOULD be a radical change from what I do now. I might even keep a few of the new followers that I am picking up but will probably loose when I overwhelm their dashboards.

Letter A - April O'Neill


"I always felt that the whole story of the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' was just a made up delusion in the mind of overworked investigative reporter April O'Neill. I once saw a picture of her in an insane asylum complete with padded walls where she was interviewing an ordinary turtle. Her mental break makes sense.

We know that chemical waste (the ooze) would only kill reptiles with it's radiation rather than cause them to grow to human size and give them the speech patterns and appetites of teenage boys.

She doesn't exactly dress like a reporter but as someone doing a story on waste products being illegally dumped into the city sewers. Without proper ventilation equipment she had her noodle scrambled and started to see anthropomorphized turtles, wisdom spouting rats and ninja foot soldiers under the command of a guy covered with kitchen knives."



Come back tomorrow for THE LETTER B.