I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
9 comments:
Very droll!
HA HA! So awesome. Can't wait to read these to my first graders.
"If I Ran the Zoo" could be called, "World Domination."
Seuss was one deep mutha.
I don't want to know what 'Hop on Pop' was really about.
Dr seuss was great on at least a couple levels.
Hop on Pop -- Elder abuse, maybe?
'One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish' - genetic engineering
What was the name of the one with all the animals balancing apples on their heads. I liked that one a lot as a kid.
These are awesome! I would have liked seeing some of these in my grade school library!
Well Pat, I can only imagine that fine group of anti-establishment radicals that would have been created in that grade school library.
Post a Comment