I just like the common man touch that Ralph has. I find that velociraptor's inability to resist eating the odd person at the meetings is really putting a damper on my enthusiasm for the ticket. Plus that whole 'eating the baby instead of kissing the baby' photo op is not having the desired effect. It makes the party seem bloodthirsty. Don't get me started on that whole 'birther' nonesense. Everyone knows that the birth certificates burned up when the meteors lit up the planet so NO ONE in our party can produce one.
The whole eating babies thing was blown out of proportion. It was one of the more extreme conservative members of the party trying to make some point about abortion. It wasn't even a real picture. All photoshopped.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
7 comments:
At least he's honest!
He gets my vote, cant be any worse than the nutters you already have.
..Like Paradox Al said..
I believe the term you are both looking for is incorruptable.
I thought you were backing the Dinosaur Party? I don't know how to feel about this sudden loss of support.
I just like the common man touch that Ralph has. I find that velociraptor's inability to resist eating the odd person at the meetings is really putting a damper on my enthusiasm for the ticket. Plus that whole 'eating the baby instead of kissing the baby' photo op is not having the desired effect. It makes the party seem bloodthirsty. Don't get me started on that whole 'birther' nonesense. Everyone knows that the birth certificates burned up when the meteors lit up the planet so NO ONE in our party can produce one.
The whole eating babies thing was blown out of proportion. It was one of the more extreme conservative members of the party trying to make some point about abortion. It wasn't even a real picture. All photoshopped.
Ralph's The Man! He's got better hair than Trump any day.
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