Heads up! NASA says a 5-ton satellite is heading toward Earth and could crash as early as September 24. Experts won't be able to predict where it will hit until 2 hours before the satellite reaches Earth's atmosphere. The odds of being hit by debris .. 1 in 3200.
I think I want this satelite to hit Congress for reducing NASA's budget in the wake of Shuttle program's end. Bomb it and pave it. Build a Thunderdome on the smoking ruin and let's move on with this apocalypse. Why the fits and starts? Can we all just commit to this end of the world thing and put some effort into destroying all we hold dear?
My friend Paige has a birthday that same day so I hope the heavens don't have a special present for her and her front lawn.
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4 comments:
You have a better chance of getting hit by the debris than you do winning the lottery.
I just know I am going to be minding my own business when a toilet see from that thing hits me in the head.
Maybe it should land on NASA since they are the once who shoot these things up there and have them land on our heads. Congress would be my second choice.
how 'bout the next teabagger/republican presidential debate?
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