Just Because You Didn't Ask - The First Fifty

Let's get weird

• 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

I don't text message but as for the last person I typed a message too - most definitely would I rock her world, rock it so hard that she would make me grilled cheese sammiches forevermore.

• 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

Nope. There is a reason that exes exist - so I could ignore them and remember them in evil ways.

• 3. Have you taken someones virginity?

I was sick that day. I am the last person that anyone wants to give something that important to.

• 4. Is trust a big issue for you?

I give a lot of trust up front but that means I can be hurt. If I can't trust you then you are dead to me.

• 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

All my favorite people live too far from me. I wish I could teleport to spend time with all of the great people who I have met doing the 'Cave of Cool'.

• 6. What are you excited for?

Spring, summer, swimming, losing weight, walking just before dawn, brushing the kitty cat and sleeping under the swing when it rains, thunderstorms and mutant lightning.

• 7. What happened tonight?

I have been sleeping very well lately so every time I get up I feel this strange mental calmness from being rested. It's a bit scary.

• 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

Only if they throw up on me before stripping off their cloths in the shower so I can see their birthmark.

• 9. Is confidence cute?

Only if it is not used for evil. Humble and cute is so much more appealing.

• 10. What is the last beverage you had?

Cold ice water

• 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Maybe 3 and they are all agents for the U.N. (but I have said too much already)

• 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

I should but I shop in the husky boy section

• 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

Saturday Night Live and a Vodka Gimlet

• 14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Groceries tomorrow, new magazines, hard cherry candy and something from the pasty family

• 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

I wish because she was a slut and was always DTF

• 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

I am going to be about 60 or more pounds lighter and will still move like a jungle cat through the trees.

• 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

Usually my female friends.

• 18. The last time you felt broken?

What time is it. I always feel broken about one thing or another at one time or another in my day.

• 19. Have you had sex today?

No, because your sister works the late shift. I kid I kid. Everyone knows she doesn't work at all.

• 20. Are you starting to realize anything?

That I am not so upset as I thought I would be because I have no real friends and lives most of my days truly alone. No crazy squirrel carving behavior yet.

• 21. Are you in a good mood?

Generally, yes

• 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

I love the pool so that shark would have to be in the pool with me. Secondly I would want one who has bitten a human at one point in it's life so it knows how bad we taste. Then I could ride him.

• 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

Oh course because I am his son.

• 24. What do you want right this second?

Pastry or a Pepsi on ice (I so miss the tingle of the soda bubbles)

• 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

Swing baby, do your thing. You are platinum.

• 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Natural. Always reddish brown with blond streaks.

• 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

NEVER - I need a laugh that sounds like music more than I need a pretty face. But she has to find ME funny in such a way that it makes her sexual attraction to me be overwhelming.

• 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

Ricky Gervais Show

• 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

I would die for her as I have always been prepared to do. But I hate her too so you can see my dilemma.

• 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

Yes, unless your name is Hitler or Donald Trump

• 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

Yes, it was that damn paperboy - our relationship can only end with his death or mine

• 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

I would hope so. Do you know, Malibu?

• 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

I quit drinking soda for health reasons a year ago. It was hard but I did it and feel much better.

• 34. Listening to?

Classic Rock

• 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

I do that when I write my graphic novels. Everything is down in pencil from drawings to lettering.

           36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

I do actually. We talk occasionally. She means a lot to me and vice versa.

• 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

I fall in love ever day.

• 38. Who did you last call?

My pot girl - she is really efficient and safe

• 39. Who was the last person you danced with?

The same pot girl when I was named customer of the month.

• 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

The pot girl was cute and very happy for my win also. No tongue, however.

• 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake

I ate one off a clown's belly this morning.

• 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

Everyday.

• 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

All the time. I usually cover it by faking a stroke.

           44. Do you tan in the nude?

I don't want to burn my schmeckle.

• 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

No, because his whiskers tickled.

• 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

Myself - does that count.

• 47. Who was the last person to call you?

The water guy.

• 48. Do you sing in the shower?

Like a superstar, baby.

• 49. Do you dance in the car?

Like it's Studio 54

• 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Like Katniss in the Hunger Games