You Can't Put A Price On Calvin

Is this all I am worth? I wonder if I can get more for myself if I am in one piece rather than selling me by the part. I hope anything extra is spun at high speed and cleaned with ammonia sulfate before being squeezed into a nice block of pink slime. It's my dream to be part of some school's Noodle Caboodle Casserole. And what of my magnificent brain? Shouldn't that be under study at some prestigious medical institution? I won't even bring up the true value of my schmeckle.