....And So Comes The Antichrist

Just when I thought this planet couldn't get any more annoying we get to spend 2013 trying to avoid all new of the Kim Kardashian pregnancy. I thought Suri Cruise was the most precious little snowflake in the world but that will no longer be true when the spawn of Kanye West pops into the world. Why does anyone care?? I could go on a rant about this but what's the point? I am drained of my indignation because this freakshow will never go away. I choose to keep a tiny little bit of my soul and not get involved. You would think this 'event' would be perfect fodder for my snark but that family and all the hype around them is beneath even my bitterness. That's right. I said it. The guy with no unexpressed thoughts in his head will never bring up this topic again. I wish I could go back in time just so I could start the first day of the new year all over again. Serves me right though. I could have watched a movie or listened to some Howard Stern or just turned off my computer but I had to catch up on the headlines when I couldn't fall asleep. Serves me right. I knew better but chose to be INFORMED. Do yourself a favor and read the comments on the Huffington Post. They actually made me feel better because UNIVERSALLY they were negative. January 1st and the only picture that accurately portrays disgust with the world is this one. 2013 I already hate you.

 

I am ready to just follow Lord Humongous into the wasteland.