Monday, January 28, 2013
What Makes Calvin Mad??
When his mother finally tells him the story about how she did Roller Derby in her youth. It only, of course, occurred to her to spill her guts once she saw the girls on The Bachelor do Roller Derby. I want to kill myself. If there is ONE thing I hate about my family is that they can't tell a good story to save their lives. These people come from IMMIGRANT stock....there are a billion good stories to be told...the least of which is my mother hip checking city girls over the boards while wearing roller skates....GAH!!!!!
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3 comments:
I bet your Mom made short work o' them bitches.
I knew your mom was freaky! It's a good thing I don't have a time machine because I'd snatch her up and you'd have never been born.
When I save the planet you will rethink that wish. In fact I just might not save BC as part of that deal just out of spite, now.
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