I Think I Need A Monster Manicure

I want these kind of Sabbertooth nails if they didn't look so feminine. I wonder if they would be strong enough to slash at a guy's neck. When ever I see nails like this I am reminded of an episode of OZ - the great/terrifying prison drama from HBO. One prison, Beacher,  has his legs and arms broken and while he waiting to recover he let his nails grow long. When he was finally able to take his own shower the cop that set him up escorted him to the showers and gave him a pair of clippers to trim down his nails. Then out of nowhere Beacher uses his long nails to cut the bad guard's throat in one slash. Then as the guard lay dying, Beacher trims his nails calmly while humming a tune. COLD BLOODED.