Sunday, January 27, 2013

It's True, All True

I was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer.

 

8 comments:

Dr. Theda said...

a better quality of "villain"...lol

Kal said...

Good money in the syrup smuggling business.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Maybe he's part of that gang who heisted all that maple syrup in Quebec last year.

Kal said...

And if you get a chance to buy roadside syrup, do NOT pass on that chance.

Unknown said...

Hey buddy...pssssssst! Over here!

Word on the street is you can score me some sweet stuff. I heard it was pure Canada Gold.

You sellin'?

csmith2884 said...

What is weight for personal use on that Canadian Crack? Don't want to get caught holdin' liters.

DrGoat said...

Like any maple syrup junkie, I would expect the first taste to be free, right?

Kal said...

You are allowed one litre by the cops but it must be in some kind of container and not spilled down your jumper.