And while Michael Jackson, Marilyn Monroe and Adolf Hitler all had at least one, the latest celebrity to apparently get her own body double was revealed today - as six-year-old Suri Cruise.
The daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes was allegedly replaced by a doppelganger during a day out in New York in a daring bid to hoodwink pursuing paparazzi, according to a local newspaper.
Mark my words. This demon child will one day kill us all.
Or her doppelganger/clone will but I have said too much already.
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Cool idea for a novel, if I wasn't too lazy to write it:
A celebrity doppleganger gets so jealous of the person they're protecting they stage an elaborate accident so that the two get switched up, and the doppleganger has everyone believing he/she is the real celebrity, meanwhile the REAL celebrity is like, chained up in a warehouse somewhere or was thrown off a cliff but didn't really die and has amnesia, but then slowly figures out what really happened and has to re-convince everyone they're real and the doppleganger (who has since completely taken over every aspect of this person's life) is a fake!
OMG. SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE THIS. IF ONLY TO KEEP ME FROM DESCRIBING IT WITH RUN-ON SENTENCES!
You seem particularly inspired today. Now watch some worm actually make that movie and we will both be bitching that we missed out on the big money...which I get half of for inspiring you with this post.
Why doesn't she just wear a mask like Michael Jackson's kids?
Because it's weird to do that regardless of what Michael would have you believe.
Why don't they just put a chip in that Suri. That's how old people find their car keys.
And sometimes their dogs as well.
What parent would put their child out there in front of the paparazzi to take Suri's heat for her?!?! That pseudo Suri is going to have some serious parental issues, mark my words.
Plus it's so stupid. If I was going to kidnap the kid I would not look at the kid, I would look at the nanny that is with the real Suri. Boom, I have circumvented you security. She's not worth the effort of the bother. She would be the worst hostage ever.
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