I was just trying to make a pun on how I could "land" a mermaid. I'm with you otherwise though. I think because most of my exercise routine is devoted to running or cycling that I'm physically attracted to the hips and below area of a woman's body.
Which is odd considering how my college girlfriends were especially "bosomy". Not that ever I noticed, strangely enough. I still remember (with great embarrassment now) asking Chema why her advertising class started to sing "I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts!" whenever she walked in the room.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Sound advice. I'll remember that. Perhaps if I do such fashionable deep sea diving I can land some hot mermaid tail.
I am more of an ass/thigh man so that fish tale doesn't do anything for me.
I was just trying to make a pun on how I could "land" a mermaid. I'm with you otherwise though. I think because most of my exercise routine is devoted to running or cycling that I'm physically attracted to the hips and below area of a woman's body.
Which is odd considering how my college girlfriends were especially "bosomy". Not that ever I noticed, strangely enough. I still remember (with great embarrassment now) asking Chema why her advertising class started to sing "I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts!" whenever she walked in the room.
She must have had very impressive cleavage if they are singing songs about her. Most times inferior sweater fillers don't get that kind of attention.
Do you have any pics of Chema?
I have a handful of drawings I did of her. I could probably share those without feeling that I was betraying confidences.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-INstPXE-NHQ/Uc3gvn9mn1I/AAAAAAAACJ0/uXRvR0qyXx8/s1000/chema2.jpeg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JB4JuGqoBzM/Uc3gvjgreuI/AAAAAAAACJ4/Q06-8DeqMq0/s1000/chema3.jpeg
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