Friday, June 28, 2013

Calvin's Fashion Advice

 
Don't be afraid to wear tweed while deep sea diving.
 

6 comments:

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

Sound advice. I'll remember that. Perhaps if I do such fashionable deep sea diving I can land some hot mermaid tail.

Kal said...

I am more of an ass/thigh man so that fish tale doesn't do anything for me.

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

I was just trying to make a pun on how I could "land" a mermaid. I'm with you otherwise though. I think because most of my exercise routine is devoted to running or cycling that I'm physically attracted to the hips and below area of a woman's body.

Which is odd considering how my college girlfriends were especially "bosomy". Not that ever I noticed, strangely enough. I still remember (with great embarrassment now) asking Chema why her advertising class started to sing "I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts!" whenever she walked in the room.

Kal said...

She must have had very impressive cleavage if they are singing songs about her. Most times inferior sweater fillers don't get that kind of attention.

Kal said...

Do you have any pics of Chema?

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

I have a handful of drawings I did of her. I could probably share those without feeling that I was betraying confidences.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-INstPXE-NHQ/Uc3gvn9mn1I/AAAAAAAACJ0/uXRvR0qyXx8/s1000/chema2.jpeg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JB4JuGqoBzM/Uc3gvjgreuI/AAAAAAAACJ4/Q06-8DeqMq0/s1000/chema3.jpeg