Summer Of Big Brother

Oh I am so looking forward to hating these people. There are few things I enjoy more than watching vain people trapped like rats, especially when they all start to turn on one another. Worst yet, the sister of Rachel, who actually won a season while I hated her the whole time, has been put in the snake pit. I am hoping she is half as unstable as Rachel was. I disliked her in the first minute I met her. She talks just like her stupid sister. That bodes well for this season.

There is also a kid who looks like Howdy Dowdy the ventriloquist's puppet and he is the annoying overly exited 'super' fan. I want to slap him immediately.

Mike the surfer dude with the stupid haircut should be the first to go. He is the most clichéd of them all. I just want to bash him with that bag of frozen oranges in my freezer.

If you think I am ignoring the girls, you would be mistaken. They are all pretty and that will make them extra catty because as we all know that women hate women, especially pretty women.

I see they have the requisite collection of blonds, boobs, bimbos and buttheads so all the most annoying personality types are represented. Let the hate begin. I hope at least some of you will be following with me.